A few things about Cairns

Cairns (is)...

so hawt.
the place they throw people underwater, off planes, cliffs, rocks and what else they can think off like nobody else's business!
overflowing with hunkychunks, Melbs should really import some over!
filled with tourist, they could might as well be run by tourist for tourist!
so humid, you don't feel like doing anything.
an exciting place, you can get excited over nothing.
so hot, literally, you think you're back home.